A conversation between an Rabbi and a Priest….

A rabbi and a priest were talking shop.
The priest began, “If I am successful, preach excellent sermons,
and please my superiors, eventually I may become a Bishop.”
“That’s very nice,” said the rabbi.
“And then,” the priest continued, “if all goes well, within a few
more years, I can become a Cardinal.”
“I’m glad you have so many opportunities for advancement,” said
the rabbi.
“It’s highly unlikely,” said the priest, “but, at least theoretically,
I could even become pope.”
“Mazeltov,” said the rabbi, “but for me, as a Rabbi, I just stay a
Rabbi. That’s what there is. But I suppose that after being pope you could
even become God.”
“Oh no,” said the priest, “no one can become God, that’s blasphemous.”
Replied the rabbi: “Well, one of our boys made it.”

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