600 Pick Lines; Guaranteed to Work (page 6 of 6)

  1. They don’t call me the Italian Stallion for nothing.
  2. My name’s Clark Kent. Let’s go strip in a telephone booth.
  3. Put you lippers on my zipper.
  4. I’m gonna rape you! Just kidding, what’s your name?
  5. Didn’t I see you on a street corner?
  6. Wanna watch a porno?
  7. Do you have a fever? You look pretty hot from here.
  8. Want to smell my cologne? It cost 2 dollars for a half gallon.
  9. I’ll take you to McDonalds on prom night.
  10. Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee. (laugh profusely)
  11. Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
  12. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
  13. I wanted to play games with your esophagus.
  14. What tastes bad, is white and sticky? Mayonnaise dumbass.
  15. My penis was blown off in `nam.
  16. When you told me to fuck off was that a no?
  17. Would you consider dating a child molester?
  18. My name is Todd, and Todd is a gay name.
  19. Please excuse me if I appear erect. I am.
  20. I’m a police officer, and I will be forced to due a body cavity search.
  21. Elvis is my father. Who’s yo daddy?
  22. Have you ever lit your farts on fire? You want to?
  23. What color are your pubic hairs?
  24. Have you ever played nintendo for 72 hours straight?
  25. Hey, I found some money!
  26. I’m not wearing any underwear.
  27. Wanna go for a drive on RUDE 69?
  28. Lets play bowling. I can shove my fingers in you, then throw you in the gutter.
  29. I am your puppet.
  30. Want to see who can pee the farthest?
  31. My name’s alfalfa. Wanna pluck my sprout?
  32. I like to read the comics. How about you?
  33. I’m an Indian. See my totem pole.
  34. I drive fast. Wanna burn rubber?
  35. My name is Mr. Kernaghan. Let me touch your butt.
  36. I once went through 4 condoms in one night of masturbating.
  37. Pardon me, but how much do you weigh.
  38. If you had six nipples and a wet nose you’d be as good as my dog.
  39. Yippee, I’m wet.
  40. I only buy playboy for the articles.
  41. I haven’t gotten any in 2 years, what about you?
  42. Wanna go play twister naked?
  43. When I was little I had an erecter set.
  44. Ever heard the song Detachable Penis?
  45. I’m a pyro, and my fire burns only for you.
  46. I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
  47. I work the fries at McDonald’s and I save the grease too.
  48. Have you ever used spam in bed?
  49. Baby…You’re Elite.
  50. I’m an astronaut. Wanna see my rocket?
  51. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
  52. I couldn’t help noticing that you were a chick, and, you know, chicks dig me…
  53. I’m not trying to pressure you, I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.
  54. What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
  55. Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
  56. How was heaven when you left it?
  57. What’s that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
  58. The party’s in your mouth, can I cum?
  59. Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
  60. My girlfriend’s pregnant. Will you go out with me?
  61. Is your name Gillette? ‘Cause you’re the best a man can get.
  62. Got a buck. Wanna fuck?
  63. Would you like to sit down? [Sure.] I’ll warm a place for you to sit. (rub your face trying to get it warm)
  64. You have the kind of legs that I like, feet on one end, pussy on the other.
  65. Here let me help you with these. (as you grab her boobs)
  66. I’m blind.. but I can read braile. (as you feel her nipples)
  67. I know I stink, but my shower’s broken. Can I use yours?
  68. Do you want to dance? [No] Huh? I said you look shitty in those pants.
  69. I’d like to use your panties to make soup.
  70. Girl, you look so good I want to plant you and grow an entire field full of you.
  71. Hey baby, wanna play firechief? I’ll play the firehouse and you can slide down my pole.
  72. Darlin’ you remind me of a glass of milk ’cause I’m sure you’d do the body good.
  73. For a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize I am very much alive and heaven has been brought to me.
  74. My doctor said my pillow was bad for my neck, he said that women’s breasts are much better. May I use yours?
  75. Did your parents work for GE? ‘Cause they bring good things to life.
  76. Hi, I’m 12 inches long.
  77. Wanna fuck? Be original, everyone else says no.
  78. Hey, you have really nice eyes. I guess I never noticed them before because I was always looking at your body.
  79. If you want to have sex with me, rub my penis once. If you don’t, rub it a thousand times.
  80. Do you like apples? [Yes] How ’bout I throw you on the floor and fuck you, how do you like them apples?
  81. Wanna dance? [No] You must have misheard me, I said your butt’s the size of France.
  82. Kiss me baby, I’m thirsty.
  83. My dick’s two inches…[quizzical look]…from the floor.
  84. If sexy was a virus…..you would have a disease!
  85. I can make you hot, when I hit the spot.
  86. What’s up? Hey look at that, I am!
  87. Ok, but $50 is my last offer.
  88. Look at your pants, “Call a lumberjack, we’ve got wood.”
  89. If you make the letter A with your legs, my penis will do the rest!!!
  90. Are you as good in bed as your mom?
  91. Nice breasts, our children will love sucking on them.
  92. Hey baby, nice pussy.
  93. Your breasts are soft on my eyes, but hard on my cock.
  94. Hi, I work for the FBI – Female Body Inspector.
  95. It must suck not being asked to dance. [but I do] Oh, men are usually intimidated by the best-looking woman in the bar.
  96. Have you read the “THE List of Pickup Lines” web page?
  97. I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? And are you disappointed?
  98. You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the book. So what’s one more?
  99. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
  100. I don’t normally use pick up lines, but ____(insert any of the above).
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