600 Pick Lines; Guaranteed to Work (page 5 of 6)

  1. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  2. Just where do those legs of yours end?
  3. Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
  4. Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let’s get the hell out of here.
  5. Does my breath smell okay?
  6. You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
  7. You are so fine that I’d eat your shit just to see where it came from.
  8. If I could be anything, I’d love to be your bathwater.
  9. Here’s your chance to get to know me.
  10. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
  11. You are the reason men fall in love.
  12. I was, am, and will forever be crazy about you.
  13. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
  14. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
  15. Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?
  16. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
  17. Hi, I’m new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I’ve see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
  18. You’re the one I’ve been saving this drink/seat/ticket to Hawaii for.
  19. Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
  20. You know, I’m not just an interesting person, I have a nice body, too.
  21. What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??
  22. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  23. So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!
  24. You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
  25. fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don’t you?
  26. fuck me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
  27. I’ve got a pimple on my butt, wanna see it?
  28. Perhaps you recognize me from one of the popular adult movies I was in.
  29. I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  30. I would say that I’m in love with you, but you’d think I’m trying to pull a fast one.
  31. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
  32. May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
  33. I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
  34. I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin’…
  35. Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
  36. Carry a screw in your pocket and ask girls, “Wanna screw?”
  37. Carry a balloon in your pocket and ask girls, “Can you blow this for me?”
  38. Hold a burger in your hand and ask girls, “Wanna taste my beef?”
  39. Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don’t get a date by tomorrow, she’s putting me up for adoption.
  40. You know, my mother says you have the smoothest complexion of anyone she knows.
  41. You look just like my mother.
  42. Ya know, my mother would just *love* you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow.
  43. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
  44. Ya know, you look really *hot*! You must be real reason for global warming.
  45. So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
  46. You remind me of bacon, the way you sizzle.
  47. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
  48. Which is easier? Getting into those tight pants or getting out of them?
  49. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
  50. Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.
  51. Like the look of your crotch.
  52. I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
  53. I’ve got a condom with your name on it.
  54. Hi, I’m a tawdry slut looking for a good time.
  55. Can you believe it? It’s been more than fifteen minutes since I’ve had sex.
  56. My friend and I made a bet and I need to check if those are implants.
  57. I know a charming little motel with a cheap hourly rate.
  58. I’d love to swap bodily fluids with you.
  59. Erections like these don’t grow on trees you know.
  60. Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
  61. You’re what God was thinking of when He said, “Let there be woman.”
  62. I am playing with your mind like you have been playing with my hormones.
  63. Can I light your fire, I mean cigarette?
  64. Are you as good as they say you are?
  65. Baby, I got a backstage pass to your ass!
  66. How would you like to get something off your chest tonight?
  67. Have you ever seen a giant sequoia?
  68. I’ve never done this before but I feel like we were meant for each other.
  69. Anything drugs can do, I can do with my tongue!
  70. I’m single!
  71. I’m sure you didn’t mean to turn me on with your big tits, but it’s too late now!
  72. I haven’t seen you in a while, you sure look different without my dick in your mouth.
  73. Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I’ve got all weekend.
  74. Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
  75. Let’s play army. I’ll go lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
  76. Do you believe in one night stands?
  77. With one touch I can make you make noise only dogs can hear!
  78. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  79. There’s something about you that I like. I just can’t put my finger on it.
  80. I like women’s milk, especially the package.
  81. My name is _____, but you can call me tonight.
  82. How ’bout I slip into something a little more comfortable…like you, for example.
  83. I’m a milkman. Want it in the front or the back?
  84. My friends call me Orange. Wanna squeeze me?
  85. My friends call me Booger. Wanna eat me?
  86. My friends call me scab. You should pick me.
  87. I’m a pilot. Can I see your cockpit?
  88. My friends call me Santa. Wanna sit on my lap?
  89. My name is butthole. What’s up yours?
  90. My name is Richard, but my friends call me dick. Wanna know why?
  91. You’re legs are like peanut butter. Smooth and creamy and easy to spread.
  92. I’m a caveman. Lets go spelunking.
  93. I’m an army man, wanna see my cannon?
  94. I’m a doctor, take your clothes off.
  95. Honey, you look better than a new set of snow tires.
  96. Your boobies are almost as big as my moms.
  97. (While in the countryside) You’re car break down here often?
  98. You know, my mother has that same dress.
  99. Can I look up your dress?
  100. I work at a condom factory, wanna test my product?
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