600 Pick Lines; Guaranteed to Work (page 4 of 6)

  1. Go up to a girl at a bar or a dance and ask her “do you want a fuck (wait for a second gauging her reaction) …ing drink.
  2. Go up to a girl, ask her: “Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?” She says no. Then wink.
  3. Wasn’t I supposed to eat you somewhere?
  4. Excuse me do fries come with that shake?
  5. I’d spend money on you I haven’t even made.
  6. I would give you more money than a show dog could jump over.
  7. Baby, you look good coming AND going!
  8. I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
  9. I can’t decide if you are a better person than you are a woman or you are a better woman than you are a person.
  10. Well hello there! How you screwin; glad to eat ya!
  11. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  12. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? [No.] Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
  13. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  14. You look like my third wife. [Oh, how many time have you been married?] Twice.
  15. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
  16. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  17. You know what I like about you? My arms.
  18. What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
  19. So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
  20. You make my software turn to hardware!
  21. As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
  22. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!
  23. Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  24. Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you!
  25. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  26. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  27. You must be a hell of a thief ’cause you stole my heart from across the room
  28. There are 256 bones in the human body. How’d ya like one more?
  29. You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
  30. You’re ugly but you intrigue me.
  31. I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.
  32. (Wait til the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you’ve never met and say, ) come on, we’re leaving.
  33. You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
  34. Do you think I could borrow that dress/bustier sometime?
  35. I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it’s not, I’d like to give it to you anyway.
  36. Is that your boyfriend? I think you can do better than that!
  37. I keep all of my most important poems and drawings in this little book. And I’d like you to have it because they’re mostly about you.
  38. Excuse me, miss? Hi, I’m doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm….weird chick.
  39. We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.
  40. By the way, are you 23?
  41. Roses are red, tulips are not, do you wanna go home with me and fuck
  42. Just wanted to tell you I love the way you dance.
  43. Hi. Are you cute?
  44. So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
  45. So you’re a girl huh?
  46. Do you like food?
  47. Do you like music?
  48. what lovely eyes you have… I used to have some just like them.
  49. Blow me if I’m wrong, but you wanna fuck me.
  50. Are you here alone or am I going to have to kill someone to win your affection?
  51. I’d like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.
  52. Would you please come home with me and tie me up…
  53. Wow.
  54. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
  55. (While looking at someone and waiting for them to say anything) Oh, I’m doing fine! And you?
  56. Aren’t we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?
  57. Hi, I just moved to this city and was wondering if you could recommend a good restaurant here. Would you also like to join me?
  58. My drink is getting lonely, so would you like to join me with one?
  59. Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
  60. Hey! I like your shoes! Do you like mine??
  61. walk up to a girl, put your hands on her shoulders, and say, “I’d like to get something straight between us.” and then look at your crotch
  62. I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
  63. Can I taste your drink/dish? (Then lean over and kiss her.)
  64. Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
  65. Can I please be your slave tonight?
  66. You should be someone’s wife.
  67. What can I do to make you sleep with me?
  68. Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
  69. Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
  70. Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? [Yes.] Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? [No, what kind of woman do you think I am?] We’ve established what kind of woman that you are, we’re just haggling over the price.
  71. You know, I’ve *always* wanted to sleep with you.
  72. If you spot a girl waiting in a restaurant/theater/club for someone, go up to her and say, “If he doesn’t show up, I’ll be right over here.”
  73. Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
  74. God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
  75. Be unique and different, say yes.
  76. If you ever want to see your children again, you’ll do what I want.
  77. Would you like to be in movies?
  78. Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP.
  79. I wonder what our children will look like.
  80. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
  81. Take off that dress and fuck my brains out, you cave newt.
  82. Did you know that the word ‘motel’ spelled backwards means ‘letom’?
  83. Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
  84. If you want me, don’t shake me, or wake me, just take me.
  85. Want to see my stamp collection?
  86. Don’t you know me from somewhere?
  87. Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!
  88. Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
  89. Your legs look cold. Do you want me to warm them up?
  90. Hey! Ya wanna try out my new ‘Home Artificial Insemination Kit?’
  91. I am writing a new algorithm, and I need some test data. What are your measurements?
  92. (Walk into her chest) “If they weren’t sooo large, it wouldn’t have happened.
  93. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
  94. Love is like a rug. So you can walk all over me and lie on me.
  95. Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear.
  96. Excuse me, do you have change for a $1000 bill?
  97. Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  98. Will you marry me for just one night?
  99. I’m an organ donor, need anything?
  100. Hey baby, I want to lick your thighs.
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