600 Pick Lines; Guaranteed to Work (page 3 of 6)

  1. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
  2. Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?
  3. If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
  4. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
  5. That dress looks great on you…as a matter of fact, so would I.
  6. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
  7. Pardon me, are you in heat?!
  8. Are you O.K.? Because heaven’s a long fall from here.
  9. You know, I never was to good at math…like if I put you and I together, I’d get 69.
  10. You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
  11. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  12. You’re good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
  13. Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
  14. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
  15. Hey Baby! I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!
  16. Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
  17. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  18. When she asks, “What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.)” Say: I like nothing better.
  19. At the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask, “Wanna roll?”
  20. That’s a really nice smile you’ve got, shame that’s not all you are wearing.
  21. Ask girl if she likes jewelry. Then grab your nuts and say, “Then suck this, it’s a gem!”
  22. You’re ‘No Parking’ right? Just trying to guess your sign.
  23. (Good looking waitress pouring a drink) Say when! As soon as I finish this drink.
  24. Lie down. I think I love you.
  25. What’s a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
  26. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
  27. My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off you blouse in a public place.
  28. Can you believe that just a few hours ago we’d never even been to bed together?
  29. Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
  30. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out….) Would you like to?
  31. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
  32. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
  33. You: Tickle your ass with a feather? Her: What?! You: I said ‘Particular nice weather?’!
  34. Hey baby, wanna play train conductor? OK. You sit on my face and I’ll Chew, chew, chew! (choo!)
  35. Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
  36. Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!
  37. Oh, you’re a bird watcher….(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?
  38. Stand back, I’m a police officer! You go call for backup and I’ll frisk her!
  39. Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out!
  40. Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart.
  41. (At church during a sermon) (Put your arm around your gal…) Honey, I don’t know where he is….(motioning to the preacher) but I do know I’m here with you.
  42. Baby, you look better and better each day…and tonight, you look like tomorrow!
  43. Here’s a quarter….call your roommate and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight!
  44. Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?
  45. Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, “Hi Kate!” She says, “I’m not Kate!” And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, “But you sure feel like her!”
  46. She: Gee, I really enjoyed myself tonight! He: Me too. Maybe we could let our bodies enjoy each other sometime!
  47. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
  48. What’s your favorite position on extramarital sex?
  49. I’m really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic
  50. I’ve got an itch honey. Lower. Lower. Ahhh.
  51. I have only three months to live…
  52. Hey baby, what’s your sign? All you can eat?
  53. In the produce department: “How can you tell if these things are ripe?”
  54. Don’t worry about it. Nothing that you’ve ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we’re together.
  55. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
  56. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.
  57. Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
  58. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
  59. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
  60. As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
  61. Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root!
  62. If you want me, don’t shake me, or wake me, just take me.
  63. Want to see my stamp collection?
  64. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
  65. Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is ‘no’) , OK then, can we just practice?
  66. Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off?
  67. Do you know how to use a whip?
  68. Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them.
  69. Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
  70. How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
  71. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
  72. Hi, wanna fuck? Her: No! Mind lying down while I have one?
  73. Baby, I’m an American Express lover….you shouldn’t go home without me!
  74. Baby, I’m a Nike lover….just do it.
  75. Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
  76. Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
  77. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No.] Well then, please start.
  78. I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor…what say we tie up for the night?
  79. Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
  80. Wanna go halves in a baby?
  81. I hear you like to sing. [Yeah…] (Whip out your pud) Well, then step up to the mike!
  82. Beauty is only a light switch away…
  83. Hey baby, are you a glover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?
  84. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
  85. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
  86. Stand still so I can pick you up!
  87. Hi, we’re taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me, I’ll call you and tell you the results.
  88. I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
  89. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
  90. Do you like music?(Yes) Good, I’ve got a great stereo in my car!
  91. Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now?
  92. Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
  93. Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
  94. Pardon me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth?
  95. Do you hula?
  96. I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
  97. Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
  98. I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
  99. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
  100. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
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