“12 Days Of Christmas” Parody

The Twelve Days Of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A six pack of Falls City Beer

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two water beds and a six pack of Falls City Beer

On the THIRD day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three sexy men (Or women)
Two water beds and a six pack of Falls City Beer

On the FOURTH day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four X-rated movies
Three sexy men
Two water beds and a six pack of Falls City Beer

On the FIFTH day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
FIVE POUNDS OF WEEEEEEEED….
Four X-rated movies
Three sexy men
Two water beds and a six pack of Falls City Beer

On the SIXTH day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six geese-a-goosing
FIVE POUNDS OF WEEEEEED….
Four X-rated movies
Three sexy men
Two water beds and a six pack of Falls City Beer

On the SEVENTH day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven hookers hooking
Six geese-a-goosing
FIVE POUNDS OF WEEEED…
Four X-rated movies
Three sexy men
Two water beds and a six pack of Falls City Beer

On the EIGHTH day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight groupies grabbin’
Seven hookers hooking
Six geese-a-goosing
FIVE POUNDS OF WEEEEEED…
Four X-rated movies
Three sexy men
Two water beds and a six pack of Falls City Beer

On the NINTH day of Chrismas
My true love gave to me
Nine bums-a-boozin’
Eight groupies grabbin’
Seven hookers hooking
Six geese-a goosing
FIVE POUNDS OF WEEEEEEED…
Four X-rated movies
Three sexy women
Two water beds and a six-pack of Falls City Beer

(skip the tenth and eleventh day)

On the twelfth day of Christmas
The cops came to my house
Took me downtown
Took my fingerprints
Gave me bread and water..
SMOKED ALL MY WEEEEEED…
Hooked all my hookers
Grabbed all my groupies
Bought my waterbeds
And they Drank all my Falls City Beeeeeeer….

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