10 reasons why it is great to be Irish

Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Irish,

10 ) No one expects too much from us.
9 ) We can be grumpy bastards and people put it down to “that feisty
Irish temprement”
8 ) Every bar tender is your friend
7 ) It’s lonely at the top…. ipso facto …. Irish people are never lonely
6 ) You will never be asked to cook a Traditional Meal from back home
(Ref the Irish menu below)
5 ) Our Telephone book indexes are so simple, everyones name begins with “O”.
4 ) We sound exactly the same sober as we do drunk. (This is still
only theoretical since no one has ever found a sober Irish man)
3 ) We’ve got the luck of the Irish…. ( this was bestowed on us
by God as an apology for our limited inteligence, our less than
stunning looks, and, most of all, for the neigbours that he gave us.)
2 ) When we emmigrate from Ireland to the U.S., we increase the IQ
of both countries.
1 ) We’re not English.

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